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You say you got a problem?

Your husband is cheating on you and your mother-in-law is a real bitch blames you for everything cause it can’t be the fault of her poor innocent baby boy you’re two months behind on the rent and running out of creative excuses for the landlord and you just know he’s ready to serve you papers you got PMS and a pounding headache that won’t go away you’re sure it’s a brain aneurysm and you’re afraid cause you don’t want to die young your Cocker spaniel got into the chocolate and ate it all and now he’s sicker than a dog and this morning he’s puking and shitting all over the carpet you can’t sleep at night because we have an idiot criminal mafia-type who's trying to get back into the White House and if he does the country is doomed and you need to lose twenty pounds because you’ve been binge-eating and every diet you’ve tried is like riding a yo-yo you went skiing last weekend at Sugerloaf mountain and broke your fucking ankle you can hardly drag yourself out of bed in the morning when the short winter days are so depressing because you suffer from seasonal affective disorder and your best friend (or so you thought) just unfriended you on Facebook on account of a silly little misunderstanding and now she’s trash-talking you to all of your other friends you’re getting called in for jury duty next week and you’re so far behind on the project at work your boss is going to ream you a new one.  


You got a problem? Try turning the power off and back on again.    

–IT guy

pip mcdonald


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